sexta-feira, 2 de agosto de 2019

De pai para filho

- Son, I don't want you to get any near of portuguese people!

- Why, daddy? Are they scum?

- Watch your language, child!

- Ohh, sorry, daddy.

- Ok. Do you know what they do in Portugal?

- No. what?

- They kill pigs!!!!

- Oh, no!!!

- Yes!

- Why on earth do they do that, daddy?

- Supposedly they kill the poor pigs to gather family and friends in the house.

- Bastards!!!! They should get their nails all dirty!!!!

- Please, watch your language. But... They sure should!!! That is a terrible punishment, indeed! But there's more!!! Do you know what they do with the poor dead little piggy?

- More????? No. What?

- They fit him inside his own guts.

- Terrible, terrible persons!!!

- They are! And they eat the little helpless animal's ears and feet and tail with beans!

- Ohhh no!!!! I think I'm gonna cry!!!

- And they do the same thing with cows!!!!

- Cows????? They kill cows? Those beautiful black and white grass eaters? And they fit them in their own guts, too? And they eat their ears, feet and tail with beans?

- I suppose so!!! They probably do that with every poor little animal. The ungratefull mean persons!

- Bastards!!!!!!!!

- Please!!! Please, watch your language!

- Sorry, daddy. Ohh!!! Look at the time!

- Ohh!!! Yes!! It's lunch time. There's a McDonalds nearby. Wanna go?

- Sure!!!!! May I have a Big Mac?

- Of course, son!!!






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